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Here is a list of some things that happened to me last year: 1. Found I liked custard after all 
2. Got flooded and had to move house 3. Cortina broke 4. Recorded 'Pockets On Fire' 5. Cortina broke again 6. Played at Cropredy 7. Did not go on holiday at all 8. Bought another Cortina 
9. New Cortina broke 10. Moved house and then moved back to the house I'd moved out of 11. Forgot to do my tax return 12. Ate a considerable amount of really nice chocolate 13. Got a new kitchen 14. Found I was not as tall as I thought I was 15. Realised that maybe having Ford Cortinas was not such a good idea after all 16. Forgot to put the clocks back yet again but for most of the next day as well this time 17. Went to see Fairport twice 18. Released rabbits into Hatton Country World Rabbit Kingdom 19. Found stick insects are harder to look after than you might think 
20. Worked for the Royal Ballet more than usual and had to learn Romeo and Juliet by Prokofiev 21. Tried to obtain a copy of The Klingon Dictionary 22. Made a bird table 23. Had to be towed in my old Cortina out of The Lord Nelson car park when Micky realised it was deterring his customers. Found out that it's actually quite difficult being towed by a maniac going at 50 in a clapped out Landrover when it's pouring with rain and you've got no electrics and the brakes don't really work 
24. Realised Frank is never going to put an engine in my old Cortina even if I pay him money and even though my friend 'Cortina-Man' has tried his best to persuade him 25. Only had my hair cut once 26. Read 'Wild Swans' by Yung Chang 
27 Went ice-skating 28. Locked myself out of my temporary home 3 times but found it quite fun waving down a windows van and asking to borrow a ladder 29. Hired a van due to no.5 
30. Made some new friends called Peggy, Simon, Chris, Ric, Gerry, Mark,Matt, Tammy, Christine, Rob, David, Elizabeth, Philip, Charles, Maureen, Enid and Chloreen Scraggs 31. Found out that 144% is the biggest anything on paintbrush will go to on my computer and that's not very big 
32. Found out you can get cantaloupe flavour jelly beans 33. Forgot what other things there are on this list,
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