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Before we begin, here's an essential site to visit while your food is
cooking. Find out everything you always wanted to know about
Birds Custard but were afraid to ask
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1. Recipe for Baked Bean Pie |
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1. Get a dishy
2. Put a normal tin of baked beans in it
3. Put a half tin of tomatoes in
4. Grate quite a lot of cheese into it
5. Put mashed potatoes all over the top
6. Make all nice patterns on the mashed potatoes using a fork
7. Bake it in the oven at quite hot for quite a longish time like 30 mins
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2. Recipe for Rusty Mustard Custard |
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Make some custard using one of those packets and boiling water
2. Put it in a smallish roundish bowl
3. Add 2 tablespoons of mustard - the stuff with bits in is the best
4. Mix it all in thoroughly
5. Leave to cool and then place in fridge until a bit hard
6. Just before serving, sprinkle with a teaspoon of cayenne pepper
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3. Recipe for Custard In Vodka |
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1. Get the vodka - must be good quality i.e. over 37.5%
2. Get the packet of custard
3. Boil the kettle (Drink some of the vodka while you are waiting)
4. Tip the custard mix into a jug
5. Tip the boiled water into the custard and whisk with a fork
6. Put it into a nice dishy
7. Tip the vodka into the custard
8. Drink with a straw
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4. Recipe for Sirloin Of Banana On A Bed Of Pasta
with a Diamond White Sauce |
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1. Get five bananas
2. Open a can of Diamond White and drink
3. Cook some pasta
4. Tip the pasta into a nice dishy
5. Cut the bananas into sirloin shapes
6. Lay your sirloins of banana onto your bed of pasta
7. Open another can of Diamond White
8. Tip the Diamond White over the sirloins of banana
9. Drink using a straw
10. Serve with chilled Diamond White
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